This Made Me Giggle...

Feel free to add in what you're dog would say...

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
"The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"

BORDER COLLIE:
"Just one...and then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

DACHSHUND:
"You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!!"

ROTTWEILER:
"Make me."

LAB:
"OH, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!! Can I?!! Can I??!! Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?"

MALAMUTE:
"Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed my while he's busy."

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
"I'll just pop that sucker in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture!"

POODLE:
"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

COCKER SPANIEL:
"Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."

BOXER:
"Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toy in the dark."

CHIHUAHUA:
"Yo quiero Taco Bell."

IRISH WOLFHOUND:
"Can somebody else do it? I've go this hangover..."

POINTER:
"I see it –– there it is ––there it is, right there..."

GREYHOUND:
"I can't chase it so who cares?"

OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG:
"Light bulb? I'm sorry but I don't see any light bulbs."

HOUND DOG:
"ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!"

BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG:
"You mean I have to get off the couch?? OH all RIGHT!!! Harumph..."